Sunday, April 25, 2010

JEJEBusters: Gotta Kill them all, Jejemon!

JEJEBusters!
Jejemons invades the world of Online Networking before it has given a name.  I really admit that I tried to be a Jejemon and it never give happiness to me, ever since. Wew.

Before we start to kill Jejemons, we will give first the meaning of it for fully understanding of you, my readers.  And understand why I never get happy when I tried it.

There are many definitions of Jejemon according to UrbanDictionary.com:

1) Usually seen around social networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply, jejemons are individuals with low IQs who spread around their idiocy on the web by tYpFing LyK diZS jejejeje, making all people viewing their profile raise their eyebrows out of annoyance (LOL). Normal people like you and me must take a Bachelor of Arts in Jejetyping in order to understand said individuals, as deciphering their text would cause a lot of frustration and hair pulling.
CAUTION: THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BREEDING! THEY CAN BE SEEN WRECKING GRAMMATICAL HAVOC ON FACEBOOK TOO!

2) Jejemons are not just confined to trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos. A Jejemon can also include a variety of Latino-Hispanic fags who enjoy typing "jejejejeje" in a wider context, much to the disdain of their opponents in an internet MMORPG game such as Ragnarok and DOTA.

3) Basically anyone with a low tolerance in correct punctuation, syntax and grammar. Jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.
On AIM or YM:

miSzMaldiTahh111: EoW pFuOh!

You: Huh?

miszMaldiTahh111: i LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u, PwfoH. crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje!

You: You are a jejemon! Don't talk to me, you uneducated retard!

miszMaldiTahh111: T_T

Everytime I encounter a Jejemon, I always find myself really hard in reading their typed writing. Its like their making a simple word LOOOOOONG. But I never tell them like the one written above. Hahaha! So I have joined the group of JejeBuster on Facebook, LOL.

Anyway, it's just another SEO tactics, taking an opportunity to get a traffic from Jejemons.

6 comments:

  1. Haha, oo nga. Tactic talaga! LOL :-D

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  2. Haha. Nagkalat kasi ang mga Jejemons eh :)) So I'm trying to have some traffic from them :))

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  3. Haha,tagumpay nga ako sa plans ko with my traffic eh.

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  4. wow congrats! hahaha.

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  5. Hehe, hindi naman totally and outrageously great victory pero happy na ko with it. ikaw ba?

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  6. dimplesmedranoMay 05, 2010 8:37 PM

    My keywords are not effective. Epic Fail :))

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